Your room called. It needs a roast.
Upload one photo for a savage, shareable critique—then get a genuinely useful redesign plan and affordable swaps made for your actual space.
Start with a free roast. No designer budget required.
Roast preview
“Your rug isn’t anchoring the room. It’s trying to escape it.”
The RoomRoast promise
Brutal honesty. Useful next steps.
No fake flattery
If the layout is fighting you, we’ll say so—and explain the fix.
Budget stays in the room
Recommendations prioritize rearranging and targeted swaps before costly replacements.
Your roast is yours
Every result is formatted to save, revisit, and share when you choose.
One photo. Two opinions.
Entertainment up front. Interior strategy underneath.
RoomRoast turns your space into a clear sequence: see the problem, understand the fix, then make it happen.
Specific enough to sting. Smart enough to help.
The critique calls out layout, scale, color, lighting, and clutter—not generic style rules copied from a mood board.
“That coffee table is less a centerpiece and more a speed bump.”
Get roasted—with receipts
Receive a sharp, funny critique followed by practical design advice you can actually use.
Swap what matters
Turn the critique into an affordable, shoppable list instead of replacing everything you own.
Share-ready
Vertical roast cards built for short-form video
Space-aware
Advice grounded in the room you uploaded
Budget-minded
Affordable swaps ranked by visual impact
Pricing
Get roasted free. Redesign when ready.
Start with the punchline, then unlock the full visual plan only when you want it. Product links may earn us an affiliate commission at no extra cost to you.
Quick Roast
Free
A fast reality check for one room.
- One AI room critique
- Constructive design fixes
- Share-ready roast card
Roast Pro
$12 / room
A complete concept with no recurring subscription.
- Everything in Quick Roast
- AI redesign mockup
- Prioritized action plan
- Expanded affordable shopping list
- High-resolution share assets
Before you upload
Questions with straight answers
Your room can take it
Stop wondering. Upload the evidence.
Get the laugh, the honest diagnosis, and a smarter path to a room you actually want to show off.